508. Black Dog Brewing Company (Mooresville, IN) - That’s So Metal

“Raise your hands, brothers and sisters in Metal! You are about to partake in a divine gift from the Metal Gods! One sip of this Coffee Milk Stout will have you banging your head and rockin’ all night long. Smooth roastiness combined with deep coffee flavors from Strange Brew’s Robot Rampage blend is what sets this beer apart. We toast you, Metal Head. Now go forth and rock!”

Um. Yeah…you know what, I’m going to continue being charitable and not comment on the writing. Unfortunately, all I have left to comment on is the beer, and this one is unremarkable. It’s…you know…a coffee milk stout. The coffee flavor is there, but the lactose is a little heavy. It’s a bit thick and sticky, and those are not words that should apply to beer. But it’s not bad. I’m not actually sure what the hell is going on here.