Thursday, May 29, 2008

Act Quickly To Avert Campaign Disaster

Barack Obama may need to make a weekend swing out to the west coast to reassure voters in Seattle and San Francisco that he is disgusted by and disagrees with and personally disavows recent comments made by Sharon Stone. They are both American and they both know of China and Tibet - and that's just too big a coincidence for American voters to laugh off the possibility that Obama has been thinking these same kinds of thoughts and would likely enact policy as President based on this thinking. If he has ever attended church in the same zip code as Ms. Stone, he would do well to withdraw from the race today.

I hate that I feel compelled to specify this explicitly - but the above was a joke.

Paging Lee Greenwood...

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