God Creates Dinosaurs, God Destroys Dinosaurs, God Creates Man, Man Destroys God, Man Creates Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs Eat Man, Woman Inherits The Earth.

Damien Zekants, husband of my good friend Ana, has entered the blog-o-verse. Huzzah. He can be found here, and his first, uh, meaty, post rails against an Australian Muslim cleric who suggested, in an article recapped here, that scantily-clad women are basically "uncovered meat."

He apologized for his remarks - so does Pat Robertson when he deep throats his own foot - but you know what that kind of apology amounts to?

Equine fecal matter.

From the song "Nothingman," by Pearl Jam: "Some words when spoken...can't be taken back."

Conservatives backtrack faster than bad typists and Michael Jackson during his Moonwalk phase.

I have to admit that the thought of Australian Muslim clerics never even crossed my mind. But that's the beauty of the Internet (and of NPR) - all of that information is at your fingertips, provided you have at least a rudimentary grasp of typing and know how to construct a decent Google search string. All you need is someone to flick you in the back of the head and say - Hey! Look what else is out there, sports fan!

So go check him out. While you're at it, check out Ana's blog, too. She's got some new stuff up there, and promises more - this is splendid. It's a good day in Blogville.

(Postscript: No god created man - or woman or dinosaour, for that matter. Man created god becuase he did not yet have the tools to comprehend astronomy or meteorology.)