Deep Thoughts #332

Too bad there isn’t a real Batman with 86 stamped on one of those electrified Batarangs in his utility belt. (Read the article in the link.)

Cinema Observations #5

If you think it’s a good idea to buy yourself and your three little urchins three ICEEs, six boxes of candy, and a large popcorn with butter, then you’re too fucking stupid to have kids. (Too bad a superhero can’t travel back in time and prevent the tragedy of your reproduction.)

Cinema Observations #4

When you force your mainstream, fat-ass, Croc-wearing customters into buying large popcorns and large drinks because you eliminated the medium popcorns and medium drinks, then it can’t possibly be a surprise when your concession per caps shoot up into the $6- and $7-dollar range.

Cinema Observations #3

Some oblivious ass clown almost backed into me this afternoon while he was flailing about trying to read the menu board. You can imagine my fucking complete surprise when I discovered that he was holding one of the mini-one-sheets for Mission: Impossible 8 that we’re giving away.

Cinema Observations #2

The air conditioning isn’t working in cinemas 3 and 6. We’re supposed to tell the mainstream asswipes that it’s because we’re waiting on approval from above for needed repairs. That’s a lie. The truth is that our idiotically mismanaged dying excuse for a company is fucking broke.

Cinema Observations #1

The next Mission: Impossible 8-watching mainstream jackoff who looks at me sweeping up a popcorn spill while they are waddling toward their auditorium and then says, “You’ve done that before,” is getting locked in a hotel room with Donald Trump, Puff Daddy, and a pound of peyote.

Deep Thoughts #331

Is it just the Trumpy inbreeds who have no relationship with grammar, punctuation, and facts? Or is it all brain-dead social media fuckwads?

Deep Thoughts #330

Also, 86 does not just mean “to kill.” Donny Jr. must know that, and yet he can’t resist being a reactionary asshole. Like father, like son.

Deep Thoughts #329

Those right-wing Nazi jackoffs should love James Comey. His botched handling of the Hillary Clinton email fiasco helped Trump “win” in 2016.

Deep Thoughts #328

NPR needs federal funding because it does not advertise. Sheep like Jim Banks know that; the uneducated shit stains who support them do not.

Deep Thoughts #327

Anyone who needs to be told that Samuel Alito is a jackoff piece of shit has probably already demonstrated that they are a mental defective.

614. Tailgate Brewery (Nashville, TN) - Dough: Oatmeal Creme Pie

“Brewed with handmade oat clusters, this full bodied ale is packed with flavors of toasted oats, caramel, molasses, vanilla, and a hint of baking spice.”

Picked this up while we were in Nashville last month, and the first one tasted freakishly like a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie; but I drank that first one in Nashville and the other three at home, and none of the latter tasted quite as good as the first. With that one, I got the exact taste of the “creme” in the middle of one of the Little Debbie treats, right up front, and then the baking spice and oatmeal on the back end. With the subsequent three, the flavors seemed more homogenized—not bad at all, but not the same nostalgic gut punch as the first one. Maybe it has something to do with the Nashville air.

Deep Thoughts #326b

And then the idiot gerbils can’t manage to tag the correct place when they jump on social media to complain to their fellow mental furballs.

Deep Thoughts #326a

By standing up to a couple of lying MAGA jackoffs, the Chatterbox staff demonstrated the kind of integrity that traitorous Republicans lack.

Deep Thoughts #325

Spot the example of yet another Trumpy jackoff and its xenophobia in this article. The author correctly makes it sound like the idiot it is.

Deep Thoughts #324

It just occurred to me that someone needs to figure the over/under for when ICE officially turns into the American version of the Nazi’s SS.

Deep Thoughts #323

Here is yet another sign that these talking MAGA abortions are uninformed, uneducated jackoffs. I am, once again, totally fucking surprised.

613. Kismetic Beer Company (Indianapolis, IN) - Watermelon Mint Gose

“Our take on a gose-style kettle sour, with additions of pink sea salt, and both cold and hot steepings of Nelson’s Tea Watermelon Mint rooibos blend. Notes of mint and tropical fruit on the nose, sour and herbal, salty and refreshing.”

Moderate flavor of herbal mint up front, with just a hint of watermelon, and a light sour taste. As the beer warms, the watermelon flavor becomes a little more pronounced and the mint gets a bit lighter. Sours are definitely one of Ryan’s strong suits, and this one might well be the best of the lot.

Deep Thoughts #322e

Of course, if it turns out that all Republicans are Nazis, I won’t be surprised; those fucks have been Nazis since Barack Obama was elected.

Deep Thoughts #322d

I don’t think all Republicans are Nazis. I imagine most of them were raised badly by bad parents who were too fucking stupid to know better.