I have thus far restrained myself from writing about the bad drivers out there on the streets and interstate systems of Indianapolis - barely have I done this, as these low-frequency quasi-human troglodytes are everywhere. But there is a line, and today one of our bad drivers is going to be treated to having his/her/its license plate number and vehicle description posted in the Blog-O-Rama, along with a description of what they did.
A person operating a "blue-ish green-ish" Toyota Avalon - described by a witness to the incident who just happens to be in my employ - on the third floor of the parking garage (Parisian wing) at the Fashion Mall on Saturday evening, May 12th, at around 6:00pm, backed said vehicle into the back end of my vehicle and then drove away.
I don't imagine I'll do anything about it, as the damage appears to be very minor (although I am not a collison specialist and cannot say for sure) and it would be way too much of a headache to try to track this human down and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. But since I care deeply about all of you lovely people who step into the Blog-O-Rama from time to time to read my nonsense, be warned! If you see said Avalon, license plate 49D502, beware!
Not the Avalon driver, of course. I hope that one of two things happens to that person. One - I read about him/her/it in the News Of The Weird section of NUVO one week. Two - He/She/It gets eaten slowly by a wild animal (and here I'm thinking alligator, lion, etc. - something zoological).
3 comments:
Were they talking on a cell-phone, or were they just exhibiting poor form?
Both? Probably eating a sandwich, too.
You should track them down and Kurt Russell their ass (grindhouse)on a lonely backroad...
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