462. Tapistry Brewing (Bridgman, MI) - Easy Trippin

“We took our number one selling IPA, Northern Trippin with its fruit filled nose and soft bodied citrus flavor and created a session version for your enjoyment. We added loads of Citra and Mandarina to the dry hop to create that juicy yet sessionable experience for Northern adventure.”

Um. This is utterly unremarkable in every respect; it’s so unfit to be called beer that it could run for President as a Republican; and if it were a soft drink, it would be Caffeine Free Diet Coke.

461. Sun King (Indianapolis, IN) - Rainbow Haze

“Rainbow Haze is an IPA with fruity hop character complimented [sic] by infused mango.”

Strong mango flavor up front, and just the hint of a dry finish. The 6.3% ABV is sort of amusing, but I feel like this should have more of a punch to it, somehow. It’s good, but it’s not especially interesting.

Deep Thoughts #283

You can recover from being a Republican. Just promise that you will never vote for anyone who played football and got hit in the head a lot.

Deep Thoughts #282

Someone should go around and take all the guns. I would love to watch these uneducated, inbred, right-wing fuckwit assholes pitch their fit.