Thursday, September 03, 2015

Deep Thoughts #123

"We wouldn't tell them how to get saved if we hated them." That sentence is so presumptuous and disgusting, I could puke in my fucking soup.

Monday, August 31, 2015

Deep Thoughts #122

So who is less evolved, someone taken aback by the heat at Joshua Tree National Park, or someone who actually casts a vote for Donald Trump?

Monday, August 17, 2015

Third Grade

This is a couple of weeks late, though not for any valid reason. I still sit at my computer every night, trying to be a writer, so I could have done this at any point - I just didn't. Those gaps in his teeth that I mentioned last year have filled in on the sides, but you can still fit one of those little Smart cars in that middle gap.

2012 - Kindergarten

2013 - First Grade

2014 - Second Grade
2015 - Third Grade

Friday, June 26, 2015

Deep Thoughts #121

Conservative mouth-breathers outed as totally fucking wrong on another social issue? Who woulda thunk, other than any reasoning human alive?

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Deep Thoughts #120

Special Agent Mike Casper: “No amount of money, manpower, or knowledge can equal the person you're looking for being stupid.” Yeah, no shit.

Friday, June 05, 2015

I Have Two Small Pair - Eights...and Eights!

So, eight years later, and we've managed not to break him yet; and as if to drive home the point that time marches ever onward, we threw in the DVD of Jurassic Park tonight after Jeopardy! - and Jackson stayed up for the whole movie, while Amy and I fell asleep.


Sunday, May 24, 2015

What is, Deep Thoughts #119?

I still don’t know if I got 39 or 40 right, but I passed the Jeopardy! online test, and so get to go to Kansas City for an audition in June.

Monday, May 04, 2015

Deep Thoughts #118

You know, while we’re at it, just rapture all the Republicans. Especially the ones in this hilljack state, and most especially this asshole.

Sunday, May 03, 2015

Deep Thoughts #117

Want me to chuck a buck in the offering plate? Rapture the inconsiderate In-God-We-Trust-driving monkeys the hell off the roads immediately.