Monday, January 25, 2016

Deep Thoughts #127

So let’s see…some lying monkeys make fake entrapment videos, mouth-breathing Retardlicans fall for it (again!), monkeys get indicted. Weird.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

The Peddies vs. The Facebooks

So my brother, bless his heart, refuses to engage with Facebook, which is where my wife would have attempted to post the video shown below - attempted, because the original was close to 1GB. (I don't know if that would have worked or not, because - wait for it - I refuse to engage with Facebook!) The Blogger website just laughed at me when I tried to post it. I had to crop it quite a bit to get it under the 100MB Blogger limit - so Jess, if this is simply unwatchable, let me know, and I'll put the original on a flash drive and bring it with me on the Walley World trip.


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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Deep Thoughts #126

All of feminism doesn’t fail just because you couldn’t get all the letters in misandry into the adorable gewgaw mansplaining, right Rebecca?

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Little Drummer Boy

Jackson at the Rhythm Discovery Center: "Mommy, do you want me to go into crazy mode now?"

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Sunday, December 06, 2015

Deep Thoughts #125

So did the President call the San Bernardino attacks terrorism in exactly the correct and proper way this time—or is this the next Benghazi?

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Deep Thoughts #124

Katherine Timpf said what she said about Star Wars just to get a reaction. That’s how Fox News rolls. Next she’ll blame it all on Obamacare.

Thursday, September 03, 2015

Deep Thoughts #123

"We wouldn't tell them how to get saved if we hated them." That sentence is so presumptuous and disgusting, I could puke in my fucking soup.

Monday, August 31, 2015

Deep Thoughts #122

So who is less evolved, someone taken aback by the heat at Joshua Tree National Park, or someone who actually casts a vote for Donald Trump?

Monday, August 17, 2015

Third Grade

This is a couple of weeks late, though not for any valid reason. I still sit at my computer every night, trying to be a writer, so I could have done this at any point - I just didn't. Those gaps in his teeth that I mentioned last year have filled in on the sides, but you can still fit one of those little Smart cars in that middle gap.

2012 - Kindergarten

2013 - First Grade

2014 - Second Grade
2015 - Third Grade

Friday, June 26, 2015

Deep Thoughts #121

Conservative mouth-breathers outed as totally fucking wrong on another social issue? Who woulda thunk, other than any reasoning human alive?