The Blog-O-Rama

The descriptions are all over the place, so instead we’re just going to shoot from the hip on this one. It’s possibly the richest coffee sto...

Talking monkeys who pay to see movies like Witches of Oz 2 need to be electrocuted in front of their inbred, ICEE-drinking living abortions.

You bought a ticket for Witches of Oz 2 on Fandango, you can’t find your QR code, and you want me to fix it? Fuck off and die, inbred bitch.

The last person to leave last night was a cunt who fell asleep watching Witches of Oz 2. She had her laptop open and her skanky-ass bare fee...

“Rhythm and Blues. Batman and Robin. Peanut Butter and Chocolate. These classic duos never go out of style. Enter Peanut Butter Milk Stout. ...

“Smooth cream ale with coconut flavors.” Tried this in the taproom a couple of days ago, and it was the best first sip of a beer I have had...

“When fall arrives the air changes. You can smell it before you see the leaves start to change. And by the time the rolling glacial hills of...

“Real pumpkin and pie spice join Munich and caramel malts in our brewhouse, then lager for four weeks in our cellar, and come together with ...

I seem to remember being a young child once, and that my uncle from California did not come around much. When he did, and he came to our hou...

“A full-bodied brown ale brewed with real pumpkin, brown sugar, allspice, nutmeg & cinnamon. Enjoy smooth pumpkin & fall spices.” O...

“First released in 1995 at our brewpub, Raison D’Etre is a deep mahogany, Belgian-style ale brewed with beet sugar, raisins & a sense of...

“First released in 1995 at our brewpub, Chicory Stout is a rich, dark brew smoothed out with a touch of roasted chicory, licorice root, and ...

“Among Oregon’s tangled vines and brambles thrive the sweet marionberries and juicy plums that burst forth in our Berry Blonde Ale. This ber...

Keith Olbermann used to have a bit called “Worst Person in the World.” But with Adolfs Musk and Trump both alive, how can you pick just one?

The sun will supernova before all you Trumpy sister-fuckers cotton to the fact that your rapist savior has been lying to you the whole time.

And of course, by severe consequences , Tangerine Rapist means that he will be running for President in Russia after we kick his fat ass ou...

It is so not surprising that monkeys who would vote for Donald Trump also provide most of whatever it is that Large Language Models “learn....

“Nothing says fall is here like pumpkin spice lattes [sic] taking over every coffee shop in America. Now it’s taking over your favorite brew...